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22nd September 2013
You’ve done it! You mustered up enough courage to hit the Software Update button and your iPhone looks like a bowl of rainbow soup. BUT NOW WHAT!?
Apple released its latest mobile operating system, iOS 7, on 18th September 2013, and about half a billion people are likely to eventually be using it on a host of different devices, including the new iPhone 5C & 5S. Regardless of your views on flat design, the operating system is no doubt a leap forward in functionality. And with this added-functionality comes features that you may not fully comprehend, or that are hatching evil plots behind your back, this article aims to fix that!
This is not a lame list of new features, there are enough of those floating around the Internet. This is a guide to set up your iPhone for maximum awesomeness. Or should I say, iOSomeness.
Ready to kick some gradient ass?
I’m kidding. Delete the stuff you don’t use, and be honest. There’s no honour in keeping several gigs of Infinity Blade around when all you play is Jetpack Joyride. Your phone will be faster and more reliable without it. Just long press any app icon for about a second to bring up the delete button.
Go to Settings > General > Usage to know which apps are your biggest resource-hoggers, and pass swift merciless judgment on them. You obviously didn’t need the latest operating system to do this, but it definitely feels good to clear out the clutter. We all want a fresh start, a new beginning.
If you’re daring enough to do a clean swipe, just head to Settings > General > Reset > Erase All Content and Settings.
iOS 7 comes with a completely new set of wallpapers (Settings > Wallpapers & Brightness). Use a home screen wallpaper that is simple and neutral, it will help with visual clarity, especially since iOS 7 uses that anorexic typeface that makes you suddenly scream words like ‘chic!’ at unsuspecting strangers.
Some of the new wallpapers are dynamic, which means as you tilt your phone, elements shift in that direction. Once you’re bored of fiddling with that though, do your processing speed and battery life a favor and use a regular static wallpaper. Also, it helps to leave Auto-Brightness ON.
“My wallpaper still won’t stop moving, dammit!” That’s probably the iPhone 5/C/S home-screen parallax effect that Apple believes will make you a calmer person.
Granted, it does look pretty damn zen, but if you don’t mind sacrificing a little look for significant performance boost and improved battery life, then head over to Settings > General > Accessibility > Reduce Motion > ON.
Just near that setting, you’ll find Increase Contrast > ON, which will reduce transparency, and therefore increase speed. Especially recommended if you’re running a iPhone 4 / 4S.
A little looking around in that same Accessibility menu will lead you directly to the conclusion that this is where Apple hides all the good stuff! Probably so undeserving mortals won’t reach it. Settings > General > Accessibility, congratulations, you’re now invincible.
Some of our favorites from this menu are:
It’s definitely worth taking a look around at the other menu options, you may find some things you find useful, like Zoom and Switch Control (control your phone with head movement etc etc wait, WHAT!?)
Bluetooth is useful if you’re using a wireless headset, stays off permanently for me. Personal Hotspot broadcasts your cellular data as wifi, definitely keep it off when you’re not using it. You’ve caught on, right Sherlock? The less your phone is doing in the background, the less battery gets used. Switching Airplane Mode ON in critical battery situations will quickly disable all connections and keep your phone alive longer through those final few essential minutes.
Location Services really suck… your battery power.
You can find this menu at Settings > Privacy > Location Services. It’s safe to turn most of them OFF, but you’ll need to use your discretion about which ones you leave on incase their functionality depends on it, like Google Maps>ON, Camera>OFF (or know that if you turn it on, your public photos can be used to trace your location at any time by any one, no biggie), Find My iPhone>ON, unless you have an old iPhone that you particularly WANT stolen.
Below all those apps you’ll find a System Services submenu, go in there and turn OFF the following:
Then head to Settings > Privacy > Advertisements (right at the bottom) > Limit Ad Tracking > ON. This will prevent usage data from being constantly sent for advertising research. You could even go ahead and click Reset Advertising Identifier, which clears out all the existing advertising data they have about you, depending on how kicked you are about being a statistic in Apple’s marketing division.
Now what’s most important, is that once you’ve taken all this care meticulously setting your Location Services up, you certainly don’t want them to be changed about courtesy your friendly neighbourhood pickpocket. Because in the godawful scenario of your phone being stolen, you must make sure Find My iPhone stays ON. Go to Settings > General > Restrictions (may require passcode) > Location Services > Don’t Allow Changes. Your favourite rounded rectangle is now just that little bit more secure.
Swiping down anywhere in any home screen of iOS 7 will reveal Spotlight Search, which can be used not only to find apps on your device, but also contacts, messages, reminders, and a whole bunch more. Navigate to Settings > General > Spotlight, and figure out what you really want it to search for. Disable all the rest. The less content your phone is searching through, the faster it will give you results.
Also, suppose you’re Gaurav Vaz and you have a gazillion contacts, you may want to reorder those categories & move Apps to the top using the grip lines on the right of the screen. So god forbid, Prakash and Paul and Pamela don’t show up before Plants vs Zombies. Priorities man, priorities.
Notification Center now has the power to show you as little or as much about your day as you want. Go to Settings > Notification Center and turn OFF Calendar Day View, Stocks, and notifications for any other programs you don’t need, if you want to save some visual space every time you open NC.
Background App Refresh is a new multi-tasking feature in iOS 7 which lets apps update content even when you aren’t actively using them. You’ll find it at Settings > General > Background App Refresh, turn it OFF for Stocks and Weather and anything else you don’t particularly need doing secret work in the background.
The other useful task that can happen in the background thanks to iOS 7 is automatic app updates! Just go to Settings > iTunes & App Store > Updates > ON, and switch Cellular Data > OFF so you don’t suddenly end up with a shocking bill.
Everyone loves tight security. In Settings > General > Passcode (or Passcode & Fingerprint if you’re on a 5S), you’ll find options to set various types of passcodes for your phone, and adjust the duration it remains unsecured.
For your device to be truly secure though, you may want to look at the list marked Allow Access When Locked. Keep in mind Siri is now capable of changing phone settings, dialing, and replying to texts straight from your lock screen. If any of those options make you nervous, turn them OFF.
This might be a good time to think about the other features that are accessible from your lock screen before unlocking your phone, namely Notification Center (which may display your calendar, events, unread mails/messages etc) and Control Center (which most interestingly, allows the easy activation of Airplane Mode, effectively nullifying Find My iPhone yet again in that godawful pickpocketing scenario we talked about). Either way, you have the option of deactivating them both on your lockscreen by going to Settings > Notification Center, and Settings > Control Center, respectively.
This is the design philosophy of app organization. This is the feng shui of icon sorting. After all you’ve been through in the 9 steps leading up to this, you may not care how perfectly placed your app icons are, but your disorganization will inevitably cost you dozens of precious milliseconds every single time you can’t find an app. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
OR, you could just screw all this and launch any app instantly by using Spotlight Search like the bauss you are, because by reading all the way up until now, your iPhone already looks, feels, and performs far better than ever before! Respect.
Everywhere I go, everyone seems to be hunting a bargain. This is not unnatural; there is limited funding at your disposal and you seek to spend it wisely.
In keeping with the tradition, and being the geeks that we are, we just had to put up a “Hello World” post as the first thing ever to go on our brand new blog!
I just watched an hour long Discovery show about small doughnut shops around America: the so-called ‘best’. They weren’t giant corporations of course, but small shops, run by brothers, or families, or friends… handed down through generations.